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Catching Eco-Terrorists

 
Author: Lance Winslow

The ELF group; Eco-Terrorist Liberators Front is a group of so-called environmentalists, who want to save the world by using arson and vandalism to send a message to all of us to stop our way of life. They say we drive SUVs, which pollute and build fine homes in the wilderness and claim we should not be able to have choice. They claim all corporations are evil and denounce any sense of consumerism.

These folks smoke pot all day, rarely have jobs and sponge of the wealth of friends which was generally made in all the ways they hate. These folks are hypocrites and a clear and present danger to society.

The easiest way to catch them is to develop a Marijuana habit and carry around big bags of "killer skunk bud" and hang out in local coffee shop dives. Start complaining about corporations and urban sprawl; SUVs and corporate crime, etc.. Then offer some of the Marijuana to them and hang out with them a while, tell them you want to blow up a dam, burn down a large home or torch and SUV. Then they will say something like; "you sound just like one of my friends." Now you have your target, that is the person you need to get in with to catch them. The FBI has done this and has their agents infiltrated in a few of these loose groups and smoking a little pot too, I suppose? Which seems to be okay as W. Felt the "Deep Throat" gentleman must have been smoking something or that FBI guy who lied on the stand after taking the oath in the Martha Stewart trial or that FBI guy with the Chinese sex spy scandal?

To catch these folks you need a criminal mind and since the FBI has some why not send them in to smoke some pot, do some drugs and get in bed with some of these ELF Eco-terrorists so we can catch them, Eh? You see the issue is that we have a Canadian group which started the ELF; Eco-terrorist Liberation Front in the first place. This makes them International Terrorists. We also have fire season coming and they are known to be arsonists; they are known to torch such things as construction projects, laboratories and businesses; as well as fine homes in the wilderness. The only way to catch them is to become a loser like them? So all you have to do is get some of the marijuana and drugs coming over the border thru checkpoints; which comes thru due to bribes, kick-backs and pay-offs of law enforcement and use that as the bait.

To catch a druggie, you need to think like a druggie. If we simply round up some of the unethical FBI agents with social ineptness and recreational drug habits and allow them to volunteer to go after these folks then we will catch them. Just find the most derelict, moronic, loser, druggie FBI agents in each of the offices and send them out in deep cover? That is the only way you will catch these International Terrorist druggie, loser ELF Eco-terrorists before fire season. Think about it.

Author Bio:

Lance Winslow

Currently Lance is retired at age 40 and is running an Online Think Tank Forum while traveling North America. Perhaps considering something extremely challenging to do that will exercise his mind and utilize all his experiences, observations and skills. Any ideas?

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